Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.
Is it a trained dragon?
Yes. And friendly and will protect you.
Absofuckinglutely. I don’t care if it’s a five ton beast that will intimidate my foes or a five pound dragon that squawks more than it roars and will mostly glare fiercely at you if you annoy me. I want the dragon.
We could start a dragon resort or something 😀
I’m an aromantic pansexual. Would I still be able to masturbate? Because if the answer is yes, then HELL YEAH gimme that dragon! I think I could go without sex if it meant getting a dragon, though giving up masturbation would be a deal-breaker.
If masturbation isn’t on the table, can I at least pet someone else’s dragon? Maybe feed them?