If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

unforth-ninawaters:

alessariel:

@unforth-ninawaters You can’t just drop a nugget of info like that and not spill. You should know me better than that. I will totally ask how you know that.

Look if you want to draw this guys wrath…

Be my guest but I’ve got a wife and kids to keep safe…

That ^ is an actual gif of @unforth-ninawaters after she made this comment:

alessariel:

Fascinating question. Do you happen to know some smurfs who are into asphyxiation so we could conduct some experiments?

Any of my followers have any experience in this eclectic field? I know some of you guys are into weird stuff, lol.

“Purple. Don’t ask why I know.”