Rate highest to lowest probability of Dean and Cas using this as lube: hair gel (Dean’s gotta have a lot of this around), milk, tomato sauce, tears (wahh!!), pizza grease =D




  1. tears (bc you know they’re both gonna be emotional messes when Cas is resurrected and they have i-thought-you-were-dead-but-now-you’re-back-and-i-love-you-so-much sex)
  2. pizza grease
  3. tomato sauce (probably mixed in with the pizza grease)
  4. milk
  5. hair gel (bc Dean needs that shit for his hair)

send me five things

Pizza slice hand jobs – I’ll just leave ya with this mental image.

Like a make-shift fleshlight… but pizza.

#and then they eat it after 😂😂😂

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