smightymcsmighterton:

Now added to the list of customer nicknames I hate: babe

I need to bathe in acid

My least favorite was bitch. And not in an insulting way, which I would’ve been fine with. If I’m a bitch, sure, call me a bitch. But she said it like she was my friend like walking in the door and slobbering all over my counter as she says “hey, bitch, wasssup?!”

She wanted a high five for that.