TFW someone comes into my shop to buy numbing cream so the scratcher friend they have can butcher them and they also want the aftercare kit, but they ask “Will this last the three weeks it takes for my tattoo to heal?”

No. Just no. Oh, well yes, the aftercare kit will last that long, but no, your tattoo should not take THREE FUCKING WEEKS to heal. Just no.

But I shut my mouth because they’re getting the tattoo for $20 in a kitchen from their friend who’s “real good at what he does.”