Nooooooo, you can’t unfollow Souff! Give her a chance :’(

I Haven’t seen any posts of it from Souff?

Oh, good. I wouldn’t survive the divorce. I always hoped my parents would divorce, but you and Souff… no. Just NO! You have children ridiculous adults to think about! Do the responsible thing and don’t look back in Souff’s posts forget I said anything.

This i like so sweet but also @angrysouffle we have children? I mean ridiculous (talented) adults? God lord are we viewed as the pseudo parents of this rag-tag collections of fans?

Since I trust you I shan’t look back in Souff’s posts, but that’s like not looking at the giant bespeckled elephant in the room, and I dunno man I’ve always had a thing for elephants…

Yes, you guys didn’t realize this already? Now you know! And even if you guys fight, you need to stay together for the kids creepy adults who will now be calling you mommy and daddy. sorry

I hope you know I’m fighting REALLY hard against the urge to put Misha’s face on a bespeckled elephant and post it for you right now.

I personally had no idea! I thought I just floated around, popped in here and there, and that Souff was like the Master connector bringing everyone together! *shotty daddy by the way!*

You may put Misha’s face on an elephant so long as it’s not THAT face.

Eeeeee! I’m actually not doing the Mishapocalypse thing. I just got this urge because of your posts.

Okay, one of my favorite pics of him on an elephant just for you! Misha is the big elephant in the room! It’s not bespeckled, but it’s one of the creepy elephants from Winnie the Pooh, so I figured it would work.

Under a cut for hideousness. But you know you can’t resist.