sucktastic spn au #14

The Cage has a trampoline floor. Lucifer and Michael are much less terrifying when Sam keeps belly flopping between them every time it looks like they’re going to start fighting.

“You’re a monster, Lucifer. And I have to kill you.”

“If that’s the way it’s got to be… Then I’d like to see you try.”

“HEADS UP!! WOOHOOOOO!!!”

“DAMN IT, SAM!!”

“Ugh, would you sTOP IT ALREADY, YOU LITTLE IDIOT!”

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Sam giggles every time they get so frustrated over Sam’s antics that they go to opposite sides of The Cage and sulk.