i know i’m really anal and a clean freak but…

I’m even more grossed out now that I’ve cleaned my bathroom. I worked on it for a few hours yesterday, and now I wanna ask something to the general public here. It’s TMI, of course, because apparently that’s how I roll lately.

So I know I’m not ‘normal.’ I mean… how many people actually clean their toilet brush and toilet brush holder every time they do a bathroom cleaning? So it most likely is might be me who is the weirdo here.

Do you use the toilet brush, then leave chunks of shit on it and put it back in the holder? Do you dunk it in the shit-water, leave shit chunks on it, and put the toilet brush back so there’s like 2 inches of chunky shit-water in the holder that the brush is bathing in 24/7?!

I mean it happens at the shop, but people are always more disgusting when they’re in public because they assume others will clean up after them. No biggie. I clean it out frequently.

But at home… do people do this? And if so, don’t you notice that your bathroom smells like super bad? Because there’s shit soup sitting right next to your toilet?

Or is my aunt yet again the freak and only disgusting people do this?

Either way, my bathroom is clean once again and the aunt is banned from it. I put new shower rings up after she broke a couple of mine and washed my shower curtain (because I’m sure shit water was flung onto it), and my bath mat has been thoroughly cleaned.

I have my clean bathroom back again 🙂
*does a happy dance*

eeeeewww nooooo!!!

mayalaen:

So my aunt has been here for weeks using my bathroom and sleeping on my couch. And she’s a pretty gross person, I knew this, and I’m trying not to think about it.

I go in and wipe things down in the bathroom (I do even when it’s just me using it because wiping up every day means less work when you do big cleaning and keeps it nice in between), clean up icky things without asking what they are, and just… ugh. I keep finding the toilet seat and the bath mat wet after she’s been in there, but I assumed she was doing that shake your hands off like a dog after washing them thing that she and my dad do.

I asked my mom about it today and she asked my aunt. Mom just informed me that my aunt has been “cleaning” the seat off with the TOILET BRUSH after she uses the toilet every time.

USING THE TOILET BRUSH

ON THE SEAT

TO CLEAN IT

THE SAME SEAT THAT I SIT MY ASS ON

I’m so fucking grossed out. I mean… I’m the type of anal clean freak who cleans the toilet brush every time she does a regular cleaning of the bathroom, so it’s not nearly as gross as the average toilet brush, but still!!!

And it’s all over my rug.

I’m sick to my stomach.

Okay, so the story above is incomplete, and I hesitated telling the whole story because it’s TMI, but seriously I think some of you follow me JUST FOR the TMI. So you’re welcome.

And anyone who doesn’t follow me for the TMI, turn back now 😉

This story started day before yesterday (Wednesday) when I had a stomach bug. I was sick all day with cramping and I ran to the bathroom at the shop more times than I can count. Mom was with me that day so she was able to take care of customers while I was indisposed.

I get home that night and I’m still not feeling well. We eat some dinner, and of course that makes it worse. I was sitting in my office at the desk when I heard my aunt go into the bathroom and I was like damn it she takes forever, what if I need to go?!

Five minutes go by and things start rumbling. Ten minutes and it’s getting worse. Fifteen minutes go by and I’m getting desperate, so I get up and knock on the door. No answer. I knock harder. No answer. FYI my aunt is super stubborn and kind of an asshole, so if she doesn’t wanna answer you, she just won’t.

The two other toilets in the house are out of commission – mom’s because of the bathroom redo and my dad’s/the guest bathroom because, as disgusting as my aunt is, my dad is even worse. We all clean our own bathrooms, which means his bathroom has been cleaned maybe twice in the last year and he was recently sick and shit himself and the bathroom and didn’t clean it up. Yeah, we’re locked in a family fight over that one.

Anyway, I’m standing in my hallway really hoping she’ll be done soon, but it’s now 20 minutes after she first went into the bathroom. I’m getting super desperate, so I sit back down at my desk and try to distract myself.

At 22 minutes I… very suddenly lost the battle. Yup. Haven’t done that in years, and if I would’ve known it was going to be like that, I would’ve driven myself to my uncle’s house down the street, but there was no warning.

I shit my pants.

So now I’m standing in my hallway freaking out because I’ve shit my pants and my stupid aunt is still in the bathroom. I texted my mom to complain and I just hear laughter from the family room. And yeah, I started laughing too because how completely ridiculous is this?!

Finally my mom comes into the hallway, still laughing so hard she has tears running down her face, and she knocks on the door. Yup, my aunt had fallen asleep, but when she wakes up she still wants to finish taking her shit, so I’m like okay whatever, I’ve already shit my pants, why not stand here longer with shit pants.

My mom can’t stop laughing and she’s leaning against the wall. Finally my aunt comes out, doesn’t look at either of us, doesn’t give one fuck that both of us are standing in the hallway laughing, and just walks away.

I go into the bathroom and find the toilet seat and bath mat wet, so I’m like WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO?!! Whatever, I can’t think about it now, so I take a shower and change my clothes.

I asked my mom about the whole wet toilet seat/bath mat and she talked to my aunt while I was at the shop yesterday. She finally told me last night, which is when I made this original post.

So if I hadn’t shit my pants, I probably never would’ve known my aunt was using the toilet brush to “clean” the toilet seat.

Does anyone wanna trade families with me?

eeeeewww nooooo!!!

So my aunt has been here for weeks using my bathroom and sleeping on my couch. And she’s a pretty gross person, I knew this, and I’m trying not to think about it.

I go in and wipe things down in the bathroom (I do even when it’s just me using it because wiping up every day means less work when you do big cleaning and keeps it nice in between), clean up icky things without asking what they are, and just… ugh. I keep finding the toilet seat and the bath mat wet after she’s been in there, but I assumed she was doing that shake your hands off like a dog after washing them thing that she and my dad do.

I asked my mom about it today and she asked my aunt. Mom just informed me that my aunt has been “cleaning” the seat off with the TOILET BRUSH after she uses the toilet every time.

USING THE TOILET BRUSH

ON THE SEAT

TO CLEAN IT

THE SAME SEAT THAT I SIT MY ASS ON

I’m so fucking grossed out. I mean… I’m the type of anal clean freak who cleans the toilet brush every time she does a regular cleaning of the bathroom, so it’s not nearly as gross as the average toilet brush, but still!!!

And it’s all over my rug.

I’m sick to my stomach.

recent stuff and things (me whining)

  • twisted my knee (worse than I ever have before) at the
    shop yesterday and am having trouble walking, trouble going from sitting
    to standing, and I keep re-tweaking it when I turn while walking
  • mom came to the shop yesterday to help out, which was awesome
  • aunt fell while taking off her socks (in a really stupid way while medicated and dizzy)
  • dad let three of my aunt’s “friends” into the house
    while mom and I weren’t there and freaked my aunt out (she’s staying
    here because she’s not doing well mentally, is on an 8-week course of a
    lot of meds to “fix” her, and doesn’t want anybody but us around)
  • the 1yo has started crying really hard
    every time she sees that we’re driving down the street where the
    babysitter lives and it’s freaking my family out (I think it’s because
    we spoil her to death and at the sitter’s she doesn’t get her way 100%
    of the time because there’s 4 other toddlers but my family is already
    thinking the crying is for horrible reasons and I’m scared they’re gonna
    fire the babysitter who is really awesome)
  • been getting a shit-ton of anon hate
    here and on AO3 (it’s not really bothering me because it’s so stupid
    I’m actually laughing at the stupid shit they’re coming up with, but
    it’s still annoying because my email notifications are going nuts)
  • I’m having a weird allergic reaction
    to something, but I’m not sure what it is so I can’t fix it. My eyes
    (especially the right one) is bloodshot, they’re itchy, and it looks
    gross enough that I’m worried about grossing out customers at the shop
    – any kind of health issues and tattoo artists get concerned because
    they could pass that on to their customers, but this is allergies, not
    infection or anything contagious
  • Lee, who has been phoning it in
    and giving me about half the amount of money he’s supposed to for about
    six months now because of his “family issues,” finally decided to put
    some effort into it, hit his cut for the month (he pays a percentage of
    each job until he reaches a certain amount and then he gets 100% of the
    money) on the 12th of the month, and scheduled a shit-ton of
    appointments up until last night. That’s a really shitty thing to do
    because, if he continues this pattern, technically he’s screwing me out
    of $4500 every 6 months. And it’s not the first time he’s done this.
  • I’ve been super depressed
    for a few weeks now, and it doesn’t seem to be getting better. Instead
    of leaving me alone or being nice about it, the family is telling me how
    bitter and negative I’ve been. Which basically means I’m not smiling
    and happy-go-lucky as I’m doing all this shit for them like I normally
    am.
  • my mom had her bathroom redone, spent a lot of money
    on it, and it’s hideous. She likes it, but holy shit this is… I don’t
    like it at all, it doesn’t fit the rest of the house (which makes
    selling the house harder in the future), and it’s a “busy” pattern,
    which means every time she has a seizure, she’s going to be all spastic
    as she’s walking over the tile – increasing risk of falls.
  • dad offered to watch my dog yesterday
    and when I got home informed me he had done a really good job and took
    her out a whole ONE time at 1pm (it was 9pm by the time I got home) and
    she’s been having diarrhea issues lately, so “she been really fussy for
    like the last 1-½ hours” meant my dog was shitting herself and my
    carpet and her blankets and pillows while my dad fucked off and watched
    TV in another room. My dog REALLY hates peeing/pooping in the house, so
    she had to have been really desperate to have done this.
  • AC and husband
    aren’t returning our calls or texts, we’ve had the kids for over a
    month, they aren’t helping out by paying for diapers, food, clothing,
    babysitting, etc., and yet they’re still getting food stamps, government
    money, government cell phones, and they’re about to get their $5000 in
    tax returns even though neither of them has worked for over two years,
    and I’m pretty sure they’re gonna blow the whole thing on stupid shit
    instead of finding a place to live and taking their kids back.
  • AC laughed
    a couple weeks ago as she told me about how she hasn’t been able to
    find the time to get her depo shot and is overdue for it, so I’m
    assuming there’s going to be a third kid now. It’s never going to end.
  • I’m sleeping WAAAAAY too much
    because of the depression, so I’m not getting things done I need to do,
    and when I’m awake to do them, I’m too depressed to have any motivation
    to do them. Ugh.
  • mom and aunt are still living on my couch

I’m
sure there’s more, but that’s more than enough whining outta me. I use
fandom for a distraction and to feel better, so I’ll stop whining now
and immerse myself in silly stuff in between taking care of customers.

If you’ve made it this far, thanks for reading <3