majesticduxk: alessariel: majesticduxk: pod7et: @edit-nameredacted – I’m dying over here… I’ve written duck you an awful lot. and occasionally majestic fuck… Not gonna lie, I saw this post and totally thought it was about you for a second, @majesticduxk Hahaha! That is brilliant! This is awesome, and I’m thinking of calling you Majestic Fucking Duck …
Uncle: That shipment hasn’t come in yet. I called the company and they wanted to know if I needed it sooner. I told her whatever can be done to get it here gayer would be appreciated. Just charge my cat.
Me: I want it flaming gayer!!
Uncle: And charge my cat for it already!