could’ve just gotten myself off

I find it very annoying when a guy won’t keep his hand off his own dick and keeps pulling all the way out, wagging it or some shit, then pushing in, only to repeat that move 8 million times, a single thrust at a time.

Dude, you’ve had more contact with your own dick than it’s had with me tonight. If I had wanted a mutual masturbation session, I would’ve asked for it.

Apparently “oh” is the proper response when I say “put it in, leave it in, and fuck me, DAMN IT!!”  Like… “oh, you LIKE to get fucked and rhythm+friction gets you off? who kNEW!?!!!”

getting myself off > bad sex