smack-that-assbutt:

One of these days I’m going to make a book of all the stupid phrases I see in fanfic and sell it. I’ll call it ‘How To Make Your Reader Vomit: The Illustrated Guide to Writing Bad Fanfic"

Who wants to illustrate it for me I pay $0.00 an hour

There’s an entire community on LJ dedicated to really bad fanfic sex scenes. It’s called Weeping Cock. There’s some amazing stuff in there.

They’ve been around since 2003. Before someone changed the name of her fic and made it into a best-selling book with a movie and merchandise deals, some of the more… colorful lines from her fic were posted there.

I’ve gotta say that community saved me from writing a few pieces of really, really badfic when I first started writing.

And I’d totally buy your book 😀