I don’t seem to be able to make up fake places when I’m writing. I read all this shit about making up restaurants, businesses, parks, rivers, even cities, but then I start Googling just for a quick reference and suddenly I’m pinpointing it down to a specific restaurant in a specific city in a specific state, and when they walk from the restaurant to the park, that park is really fucking there, it’s really within walking distance, and don’t even get me started on the fact that I look up the weather to make sure they’re dressed appropriately for it.

Somebody stop me!!!