booknerdmusician:

Ok, so today I was in my biology class and we were talking about birds for some reason and the teacher asked who knew how was called the gland at the base of the wings and I go and answer ‘The oil gland?’ and my teacher was really impressed becouse no one else in my class knew this and I even explained how it worked and all that stuff and my classmates were kinda impressed becouse I said I read it somewhere

You know where I read it? YOU KNOW WERE I FUCKING LEARN THAT STUFF? 

IN A FUCKING FANFICTION INVOLVING CERTAIN ANGEL USING THAT SAME GLAND TO DO THE FRICK-FRACK WITH HIS BOYFRIEND, THAT’S FUCKING WHERE

And while I knew my knowledge in fanfiction was going to be useful someday I never expected it to be during fucking school and that it would be about fucking wing!kink no less

So take that friends who think I’m wasting my life in this site, how do you feel about me waisting time now