buffenator: daddys-blank-canvas: As a psych major I can say this is fucking 100% accurate omg Alternatively, when your therapist starts talking about a new (to you) technique called CBT. Takes a minute for the sputtering to stop.
A glimpse into the writer’s process; my inner monologue while writing a scene tonight:
“They need lube, but there’s no lube nearby… except… nah… well, yeah I suppose that could be used as lube… it’s not very hygienic… not hygienic at all actually… kinda gross, but it could work… but ew, gross… am I really gonna write this? … yep, I’m gonna write this…”
*writes the scene*
“…why is this turning me on…”
Client: What time
should I come over?
Me: Why would you
Client: To watch
you build my site.
Me: Sorry, I
don’t work that way.
Client: Come on! I new to this internet thingy so I think it
would be best if
I came over and sat by your side while we work on this together.
Me: I won’t work
that way. It will take too long.
I’m paying you to make a website for me!
Me: Yes. However,
you are not paying me to tutor you on how to make a website.
Client: That’s unacceptable.
When can I come over?
Me: How about I
refund your money and we call it a day?