but they’re hot!

Two women come in and the blond wants gauges for her ears and a new clicker for her septum.

Both women are really hot, but the one is like so freaking hot that I start sweating and I’m being a dork. My phone starts buzzing in my pocket and it’s my uncle and mom, sitting in the lobby, and they’re asking me to “drop something on the far side of the counter so the blond has to pick it up because SHORT SHORTS!”

That made me snort, especially when I saw the hopeful look on their faces, and the two women start giggling at my snort. The women didn’t notice my mom and uncle in the lobby and thankfully they found my awkwardness cute and started joking and we were all laughing which helped me recover enough to help them pick out jewelry and they left happy with their purchases.