schizophrenic Castiel headcanon

mayalaen:

  • Always. Wears. The. Same. Outfit. no matter what the weather’s like
  • never seems to get pop culture references
  • until he slays you with a dry sarcastic bURN!
  • but it doesn’t even look like he gets his own joke
  • prefers quiet one-on-one conversations or small groups
  • blank or minimally-expressive face
  • resting seriousintense face
  • Angel Radio (yeah sure he SAYS it’s what all angels hear)
  • socially awkward is an understatement
  • personal space issues – he’s either inappropriately close or inappropriately far away while speaking to you
  • blunt and at times overly honest
  • time means very little to him
  • odd posture
  • has he EVER taken a shower?
  • sneaks up on people without meaning to and can’t understand why he’s startled them
  • either he doesn’t look at you or he looks INTO YOUR SOUL
  • rarely smiles
  • never sleeps
  • he’s totally speaking “Enochian” and not word salad or a made-up language only he knows
  • VERY easily recognizes patterns and symbols
  • empathy? nope. compassion? YES! But only those who deserve it.
  • is convinced his actual size is comparable to the Chrysler building

schizophrenic Castiel headcanon

  • Always. Wears. The. Same. Outfit. no matter what the weather’s like
  • never seems to get pop culture references
  • until he slays you with a dry sarcastic bURN!
  • but it doesn’t even look like he gets his own joke
  • prefers quiet one-on-one conversations or small groups
  • blank or minimally-expressive face
  • resting seriousintense face
  • Angel Radio (yeah sure he SAYS it’s what all angels hear)
  • socially awkward is an understatement
  • personal space issues – he’s either inappropriately close or inappropriately far away while speaking to you
  • blunt and at times overly honest
  • time means very little to him
  • odd posture
  • has he EVER taken a shower?
  • sneaks up on people without meaning to and can’t understand why he’s startled them
  • either he doesn’t look at you or he looks INTO YOUR SOUL
  • rarely smiles
  • never sleeps
  • he’s totally speaking “Enochian” and not word salad or a made-up language only he knows
  • VERY easily recognizes patterns and symbols
  • empathy? nope. compassion? YES! But only those who deserve it.
  • is convinced his actual size is comparable to the Chrysler building