Hannibal Season 4 Scenario

devereauxsdisease:

I blame this wholly on @victorineb, who popped this idea into my head…

A woman sidles up to an attractive gentleman at a dog park in Argentina, and smiles. 

“Which one is yours?”

“The big one playing in the corner by the tree.”

“Cute! I have the golden retriever over there with the stick.”

“Charming.”

“Don’t think I’ve seen you here before…”

“We were irregular visitors until recently. But I’m committed to making the journey at least once a day. Will gets destructive if he’s too sedentary.”

“Oh, I know about that! Moose ate a pillow last week, didn’t you buddy?”

“Ah yes, Will has ruined several sets of sheets, a painting and a roast.”

“Awwww, well it’s good you’re getting him outside, letting him run it all off.”

“Yes, well, one can hope.”

“You could always crate train him if you need to.”

“You know, I’ve attempted that, but he always gets out. He also complains so bitterly.”

“Lots of barking, huh?”

“Hmmm? No, cursing mostly, a few empty threats…”

“What?”

“Pardon me a moment – WILL! WILL PUT DOWN THAT DOG, IT’S FILTHY AND YOU PROMISED ME DINNER!”

“Will…isn’t a dog?”

“No! He’s that handsome creature waving his middle finger at me over there.”

Hannibal is totally the dog

whataboutthefish:

it’s why Will loves him

  • Hanni is always ready to party.  
  • he’s got good manners, 
  • he’s loyal to the ones he loves 
  • and will bite you if you’re rude.
  • Hanni is a good dogue

  • Will is cat 
  • Pet me… with your eyes
  • no eye contact
  • warms up to you in his own time. 
  • runs when you are overly familiar.  
  • responds well to being ignored
  • Will is grumpy cat