i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough
he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out human courting customs
hello fellow humans
my favorite part of this message is all of it
country club membership
let us, how do you say, propagate
I just… is this message supposed to be serious? Satirical? Humor gone wrong? I mean I’m shit at flirting but seriously I can’t tell what this is
‘healthy female of breeding age’?
This was written by an alien, right?
18 with a country club membership? You mean your *daddy’s* membership.
On tumblr for five minutes today and this is what I see. Aliens are among us, my friends.
Sounds like a boyfriend I had for a very short time. He said creepy shit like this all the time. I thought it was geeky!funny at first, but… it got worse :/