fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

i was in a cybersex chat room years ago and a guy asked me this, so I told him. He sent back a smiley face, but then I asked him if he knew what it meant. He did a blushy face and said no, he had no idea other than my measurements seemed to be close to the numbers/letters of curvy/large-breasted women.

I asked him if he wanted to know what it meant, and he got all excited and said yes, so I spent the next few minutes explaining, using links and pictures to add to the experience.  Afterward he thanked me, said he found it really hot that I didn’t mock him for it and that I was willing to explain it, and we ended up having a 9-month-long relationship where we not only had fun with each other, but we included others in that fun sometimes too.

I got a kick out of watching him in chat rooms as he would ask women what their bra size was, then when they replied he’d tell them what his size was (44A).  The women always found it charming that he understood what it meant and we’d usually get at least a threesome out of the deal.