Con on the Cob by @dadstiel-n-sammy for @spncoldesthits Gadreel raised a brow, dusting Cheetos crumbs off his chest and onto his sweatpants. Marv had to be out of his mind if he thought they were going to a party together. Or that he was getting off this couch and putting on real clothes. Or that …

10 Questions

Answer 10 questions and tag 10 people! I was tagged by @pod7et @omgishipdestiel & @geek-kitty. Thanks guys!!

1) What was the last movie you saw?

The Railway Man starring Colin Firth and Nicole Kidman. It was amazing. If you like true life stories and don’t mind stories about people living through awful things, don’t miss this one. Colin Firth was… awesome in this. Nicole Kidman was interestingly different too!

2) What was the last song you listened to?

I just got out of a concert, and the last thing Breaking Benjamin played was Diary of Jane.

3) What was the last show you watched?

Brooklyn 99

4) What was the last book you read?

I haven’t read a book in a while, so I’ll tell you the last fic I read. Tug o’ War by @bloodandcream. And it was awesome 😀

5) What was the last thing you ate?

A cheeseburger after the concert.

6) If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?

My bed.

7) If you could pick a decade to travel back to in time, what would it be?

I don’t really want to go back in time. I suppose if it could easily come back, I’d go to the early 90s and see some of the bands I didn’t get to see live.

8) If you won the lotto & millions in cash, what would be the first thing you would do?

Pay off my family’s houses and buy my own fucking building to put my shop in so I don’t have to deal with the asshole building owner I have right now. I don’t like having a lot of stuff and I’m not high maintenance, so I’d probably save a bunch of it.

9) Which fictional character would you like to hang out with for a day?

Dexter. If you know me well enough, you’ll know why.

10) What was the last fandom you joined?

Kingsman.

I’m Tagging: @arkanik7th @tattooedsamoose @dadstiel-n-sammy @ellendd @riannonbenezet @mrswidgeryslodger @the-fangirls-guide-to-trash @bennybaer @h4rlequinn @winchesterwithwings 

L is Singing and Dancing

dadstiel-n-sammy:

mayalaen:

dadstiel-n-sammy:

smightymcsmighterton:

mayalaen:

smightymcsmighterton:

mayalaen:

smightymcsmighterton:

mayalaen:

Today it’s Everlast’s What It’s Like.

But 3 months later, he say he won’t date her or return her calls
And she swear, “Goddamn, if I find that man, I’m cuttin’ off his balls”
And then she heads for the clinic
And she gets some static walking through the door
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner
And they call her a whore

The attitude and the dancing, the posturing, the expressions on his face, the way he’s grinding up against R’s backside, the way R just kinda smiles and giggles and his cheeks turn pink.

totally ship them

And, just because this is info you probably need, whenever R gets drunk he gets the urge to wear dresses. He’s not embarrassed about it despite easily getting embarrassed about pretty much EVERYTHING else in life. It’s just something he feels like doing and he does it.

And L thinks it’s completely adorable and asks him to wear other kinds of dresses and suggests patterns and styles and compliments the way the blue dress makes R’s blue eyes look even bluer.

R’s girlfriend gets a kick out of the dress wearing thing too, and I’m always surprised when the guys around here will joke about it and tease R, but they never REALLY give him a hard time about it or insult him.

Tattoo artists are very open to alternative lifestyles and accepting of it, so I don’t know why I’m surprised. Or maybe I’m just pleasantly surprised each time and wallow in someone being who they are without getting ridiculed for it.

Either way, now you can imagine R in his pretty dresses and L complimenting him on them 😀

I don’t even know what these men look like, but I can assure you I’m imagining more than that

R = About 5′ 11″, blonde hair, blue eyes, lean build. He’s one of those guys who is really fucking hot but doesn’t realize it and is always confused when people flirt with him. Usually wears plain shirts or mechanic shirts with various names on them (like Bob or Dick), jeans, boots. Usually wears a baseball cap. We’re currently teasing him because he’s growing a mustache and he likes to play with it. He loves the outdoors and often hikes.

L = About 5′ 7″, dark brown hair thinning on top, light brown eyes, average build, never comes in without some kind of comic/superhero T-shirt on, jeans, boots. As you know, he loves to dance and sing, and he giggles A LOT throughout the day. He has a gaotee – kinda stubbly, not long. If he shaves it he looks like he’s 12 years old. He’s so white he almost glows – he doesn’t like the outdoors AT ALL.

They’re both fairly covered in tattoos. Arms, legs, body, neck. R has one small cloud tattoo just under his left eye. I usually don’t like face tattoos, but it seems to fit him. They both love to paint, both love to play video games, and both love movies/TV.

You get them talking about geeky stuff and you can have a great conversation with them for a LONG time. Oh, and they don’t get surprised when women are geeks, and don’t make women prove they’re geeks.

FYI – tattoo artists are very good listeners and they’re VERY observant. Like freaky observant.

still imagining them doing things. 

but feel free to give them my number. I can talk geek for days.

😀

Gdi i didn’t even know there was anything to ship and now I’m L/R trash

If the two of you start writing R/L fic, I’m totally subscribing to that!

Oh no. *glances at Word document* don’t tempt me, M. I have enough unfinished fics as it is. But damn those two would make the cutest fics

*steeples fingers, grins*

Ya know, when they’re in between clients, they like to hang around out front together. L always parks with his truck backed into the space at the front of the shop (it keeps the bed of the truck in the shade all day, so when they go out there he puts the tailgate down and the two of them sit on it, legs swinging as they talk for sometimes 45 minutes at a time.

*cackles*

Enjoy.

L is Singing and Dancing

dadstiel-n-sammy:

smightymcsmighterton:

mayalaen:

smightymcsmighterton:

mayalaen:

smightymcsmighterton:

mayalaen:

Today it’s Everlast’s What It’s Like.

But 3 months later, he say he won’t date her or return her calls
And she swear, “Goddamn, if I find that man, I’m cuttin’ off his balls”
And then she heads for the clinic
And she gets some static walking through the door
They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner
And they call her a whore

The attitude and the dancing, the posturing, the expressions on his face, the way he’s grinding up against R’s backside, the way R just kinda smiles and giggles and his cheeks turn pink.

totally ship them

And, just because this is info you probably need, whenever R gets drunk he gets the urge to wear dresses. He’s not embarrassed about it despite easily getting embarrassed about pretty much EVERYTHING else in life. It’s just something he feels like doing and he does it.

And L thinks it’s completely adorable and asks him to wear other kinds of dresses and suggests patterns and styles and compliments the way the blue dress makes R’s blue eyes look even bluer.

R’s girlfriend gets a kick out of the dress wearing thing too, and I’m always surprised when the guys around here will joke about it and tease R, but they never REALLY give him a hard time about it or insult him.

Tattoo artists are very open to alternative lifestyles and accepting of it, so I don’t know why I’m surprised. Or maybe I’m just pleasantly surprised each time and wallow in someone being who they are without getting ridiculed for it.

Either way, now you can imagine R in his pretty dresses and L complimenting him on them 😀

I don’t even know what these men look like, but I can assure you I’m imagining more than that

R = About 5′ 11″, blonde hair, blue eyes, lean build. He’s one of those guys who is really fucking hot but doesn’t realize it and is always confused when people flirt with him. Usually wears plain shirts or mechanic shirts with various names on them (like Bob or Dick), jeans, boots. Usually wears a baseball cap. We’re currently teasing him because he’s growing a mustache and he likes to play with it. He loves the outdoors and often hikes.

L = About 5′ 7″, dark brown hair thinning on top, light brown eyes, average build, never comes in without some kind of comic/superhero T-shirt on, jeans, boots. As you know, he loves to dance and sing, and he giggles A LOT throughout the day. He has a gaotee – kinda stubbly, not long. If he shaves it he looks like he’s 12 years old. He’s so white he almost glows – he doesn’t like the outdoors AT ALL.

They’re both fairly covered in tattoos. Arms, legs, body, neck. R has one small cloud tattoo just under his left eye. I usually don’t like face tattoos, but it seems to fit him. They both love to paint, both love to play video games, and both love movies/TV.

You get them talking about geeky stuff and you can have a great conversation with them for a LONG time. Oh, and they don’t get surprised when women are geeks, and don’t make women prove they’re geeks.

FYI – tattoo artists are very good listeners and they’re VERY observant. Like freaky observant.

still imagining them doing things. 

but feel free to give them my number. I can talk geek for days.

😀

Gdi i didn’t even know there was anything to ship and now I’m L/R trash

If the two of you start writing R/L fic, I’m totally subscribing to that!

11 Questions

I was tagged by @soupernabturel. Thank you 🙂

1) If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

I don’t really want to go anywhere. I like my house. I’d just like people to forget I’m here and not call me or come over to my house.

2) What is the thing closest to you on your left right now?

Cell phone.

3) If you could meet anyone, alive or dead, who would it be and why?

I’m not really into meeting people. I’d love it if musicians hung around and just played. I’d like it if writers hung around and talked about writing. But someone in particular? I can’t think of anybody I’d want to do that with.

4) What’s your favourite food?

Pizza. Although salad is a very close second.

5) What’s a song that always makes you cry?

Sober by Tool

6) What’s your favourite thing about the place you are in right now?

It’s the nicest house my parents and I have ever owned. We each sold our houses and put our money together to buy this one and it’s a great size, the construction is VERY nice, and all three of us have nice separate areas and also areas that work good for when we want to be together. And we’ve got a pool, which my mom has wanted since she was 5 years old 🙂

7) What’s your favourite place to go when you’re sad?

If I can’t distract myself, I tend to lie face down on my bed with no pillows or blankets and fully dressed. I don’t really fall asleep, but I just kinda stare off at nothing and recuperate for a while.

8) If you could time travel, what year would you go to and why?

Some time in the future. I really love technology and if we ever even get close to something like The Fifth Element, I wanna go there.0

9) What’s something that makes you happy?

My family, reading, writing, my online friends, my dog, and ridiculous comedy like Monty Python and Blackadder.

10) 10 favourite songs.

Since I can’t possibly narrow it down, I’ll list the top 10 played songs on my Winamp.

  1. Brutal Love – Green Day
  2. Prosthetics – Slipknot
  3. Run – Snow Patrol
  4. Driven Under – Seether
  5. Nothing to Gein – Mudvayne
  6. Sober – Tool
  7. Home – Breaking Benamin
  8. Dead Souls – Nine Inch Nails
  9. Big Long Now – Nirvana
  10. Take Me Home – Phil Collins

11) 11 favourite people.

My family and friends 😛

I’m gonna tag @angrysouffle @smightymcsmighterton @itsjadesy @johnnwinchester @dadstiel-n-sammy @royalrowena @bendoverandbiteyourgag and anybody else who wants to join in!