• ‘I got in my car and you were sleeping in the backseat who
    the hell are you and how did you get into my car’ au
  • ‘we take the same elevator every day and due to a
    misunderstanding I assumed you didn’t speak english and I’ve been talking to my
    friend about how hot you are for three weeks and apparently my friend has known
    from the start but you agreed not to tell me bc you both think its hilarious
    what the fuck’ au
  • ‘we somehow got stuck overnight in an ikea and I just want
    to go to sleep in one of the display beds but you’re slowly convincing me that
    it’d be fun to see how much shit we can get into before the morning staff come
    to open up the store’ au
  • ‘I accidentally dropped you while you were crowd surfing and
    you broke your ankle and now I feel responsible so I’m carrying you out of the moshpit’
  • ‘I walked into the public bathroom at a mcdonalds and you’re
    dangling halfway out of an air vent do I even want to know what you were doing’
  • ‘I found you on the roof of my house passed out with a black
    eye holding a fire extinguisher’ au