cas was born with two dicks and they were both fuckin HUGE, right and at first he did women because he had a top dick for the cooter and a bottom dick for the butt or vice versa depending on their orientation relative to his dangles. but then he found a butt that was so hungry it wanted the double dangle. it was dean’s butt!!!!! and castiel was like yeah and there’s a lot less math when it’s just a butt too sothat’s nice. so then he double dicked dean’s delicious derriere daily.