pitviperofdoom:

sunshine-sapphic:

gwynndolin:

gwynndolin:

every single Edgar Allen Poe poem is hilarious without context

“dude sleeping in my house has a weird eye so I kill him”
“crow visits me and tells me to fuck off, in my own home”
“I visit my old friend and everyone dies”

And lest we forget, “the literal Black Plague shows up and totally crashes my party”

“I killed my wife and my cat ratted me out to the cops.”