liberteaandjusticeforall:

I love how Eliot isn’t really offended when you hit him or point a gun at him (for the most part) but if you touch Parker or put a gun in the general vicinity of Hardison it is GAME OVER for you my friend HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY HACKER AND MY THIEF well they’re not really mine b/c you can’t own another person and I would never presume to own either one of them they’re their own people BUT STILL HOW DARE YOU I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME NEW FRIENDS, MEET MY FIST, MY KNEE, MY ELBOW, THE WALL, AND THE FLOOR.

I would totally watch a show with just the three of them living, working, and fucking loving together. Eliot bringing Hardison and Parker breakfast in bed, waking them up by kicking the bed and loudly announcing himself, then hand feeding them heart-shaped pancakes. Parker teaching Hardison how to break into a safe while Eliot watches, …