Things that annoy me about spanking films. 1. Stoic spankees – don’t just lie there lie a sack of potatoes , wiggle your gorgeous butt to avoid the swats, kick your legs etc 2. Slow spankers SLAP massage SLAP . yawn. Rapid fire all the way. 3. Un imaginative settings , ok look a bedroom. 4. Super camp skinny ass twinks in jocks .



1. I KNOW right!… just how hard can ass-acting be? 2. and 3. Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-orama! 4. Yeah… girlie twinks = HUGE turn off!!!!! “ooh… ow.. oh no…thtop thpanking me… ooh you howible man… eek!”

AND how about a good looking guy with a great ass, being adequately spanked completely ruined by crappy camera work! or endless facial close-ups of the boring fat bastard doing the spanking… OH yeah, and “tops” that couldn’t spank their way out of a wet paper bag!!!!! 

AHHHH thank you!!! I thought I was the only one that hated the “stoic spankee” I mean…what is the POINT of you being spanked! if your not gonna! wiggle and cry out!!!


And noises!  I wanna hear something other than smacking.  Whimpers, gasps, groans, swearing with excitement or pain… just something!