this afternoon mom and i were talking about what we would do after we killed my father

As you do. You know?

And she’s never mentioned it before, but today she asked, “Can we get a cat? I know we’re going to get a dog, but I want a cat too.”

I had no idea she wanted that. I asked if we could get one of those curly hair cats that doesn’t shed and has less dander so I don’t have trouble with my asthma and she was like SURE!! So we talked about getting a poodle so they both had curly hair 😀

And that’s just the kind of stuff you talk about when you fantasize about what you’ll do after you kill your husband or father because he’s still healthy as a horse and really wearing out his welcome.

Doesn’t everyone sit around joking about shit like this? C’mon!