get to know you tag

I was tagged by @gabrielthemoose. Thank you 😀

Name: Maya

Gender: female? maybenotreallysurewtf

Star sign: Virgo

Height: 5’ 8.5"

Sexuality: aromantic pansexual

Lock screen image: Tentacle aliens hovering over a city

Ever had a crush on a teacher: Never had a crush at all.

Where
do you see yourself in 10 years:
I’m hoping to sell the shop for enough money that I can either move away by myself or with my parents (probably with my parents so I can take care of them) and get away from the rest of my fucked up family that causes daily stress. I don’t care where I/we go, just away from them.

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: I guess Canada or Australia to visit friends and maybe ask them to adopt me even (though I’m an adult) so I can live there forever.

What was your coolest Halloween costume: I don’t dress up for Halloween, I just revel in all the cool stuff like BATS BECAUSE I LOVE THEM 😀

Favorite 90’s TV show?: X-Files. And The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. And Rocko’s Modern Life. And Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And Ren & Stimpy. And In Living Color. Yeah I’m cheating 😛

Last kiss: I can’t remember. I’m not really into kissing, so either I don’t do it when I’m with somebody or it’s not memorable enough to remember. If I do it, I do it because the other person wants it.

Have you ever been stood up?: Yup

Have you ever been to Las Vegas: Many times. A lot more when I was a kid. It’s gotten SO expensive that’s not fun anymore, so I haven’t been in maybe 8-10 years. It used to be you could get an amazing buffet or sit-down meal for like $0.99-$2.99, because they made all their money off gambling, but that changed.

Favorite
pair of shoes:
I don’t care enough about shoes to have a favorite pair. I have a whopping two whole pairs at all times and I wear whichever one is closer to the door of the closet and isn’t busted

Favorite fruit: Pineapple. It used to be strawberries, but they’ve tasted like mold to me for like six months now 🙁

Favorite
book:
Nightmares and Dreamscapes by Stephen King. Also Sphere by Michael Crichton is right up there. And again I’m cheating because N&D by Kin is a compilation of stories, but oh well, it’s still a book 😀

Stupidest thing I have ever done: Trusted people. Okay okay I’ll give a real answer here. We have a lot of quail around the neighborhood, and my mom moved the lawnmower one day and found a nest of quail eggs. She was super upset and worried the mom wouldn’t come back, so she just replaced the lawnmower and crept away. For a couple weeks our lawn was overgrown because of this. She started grumbling about the messy lawn, so I asked if she had checked to see if they’d hatched. She said no, and she wasn’t sure if the mom had even come back/the babies were alive. So I said, in a very brilliant way, “Well, are they any bigger?” As the words were coming out of my mouth, I was already like WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING THAT THAT’S NOT HOW EGGS WORK and my mom just started cracking up because she saw the growing horror on my face. I’ve done plenty of stupid stuff, but that’s the one you get for today.

Tagging: Anyone who wants to play! Please tag me if you do it so I can see your answers 😀