Mood: Playful wrestling with your sub that turns into you pinning them down face first and fingering them while they whimper and squirm in pleasure.
… I have ascended. Fuck.
So today I went out to dinner and my phone was running out of batteries so I put my ENTIRE CHARGER BRICK in my jeans pocket NEXT TO MY PHONE.
IN THE POCKET
WITH THE PHONE
Safely. Securely. Charging.
My entire wallet was in the other pocket and I was not even slightly worried that it would fall out.
I am never wearing womens jeans ever again.
h4nnibalism: … sort of jealous if the paparazzi trying to annoy Hugh Dancy in family protector mode (Source: https://h4nnibalism.tumblr.com/)
Cannibal Booty 😘 avidreadr2004: To all our fellow Fannibals—look. Please send all pix of Mads’ unmatched tush to this blog pretty please