It started off as a game of chicken. Dean should’ve known better. Sam never backs down. Ever. So he finds himself in nothing but a tshirt, bare ass on the back seat of the Impala, Sam’s big hand wrapped around his cock and stroking. Dean wonders how many other guys Sam’s done this to, and when he looks Sam in the eye, Sam smirks and says, “They all looked like you.” Dean comes hard, leaving Sam’s hand messy, and he groans pathetically when Sam licks himself clean, looking right at him. -S!PA

samanddeaninpanties:

… I have ascended. Fuck.

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hazeldomain:

So today I went out to dinner and my phone was running out of batteries so I put my ENTIRE CHARGER BRICK in my jeans pocket NEXT TO MY PHONE.

IN THE POCKET

WITH THE PHONE

Safely. Securely. Charging.

My entire wallet was in the other pocket and I was not even slightly worried that it would fall out.

I am never wearing womens jeans ever again.