I could’ve sent a short message, but then I started wondering how long does the long message in the inbox have to be to be considered long? And then I started giggling over the fact that I said to be to be and that only made me giggle more because I know you’re just the type of person who would try to say it while drunk, so now I’m imagining you saying it, all drunk and smirking and I guess this isn’t really an ask about you but it also kinda is and I used up all the characters YAY ME YAY YOU!!!

helvonasche:

Just YAY! Heheheh… I did attempt reading this aloud last night and woke up my husband. I was quite drunk and it was all too funny. 🖤🖤🐙

IT TURNED OUT EVEN BETTER THAN I HOPED IT WOULD!!

Tell your husband I’m sorry, but it has to be done 😀

i’m starting a new thread

Because there was way too much in reblogs to gather it up well and also it needs a clean thread so I can clarify some things here.

The Thread/Post in Question

Okay, so @samanddeaninpanties @helvonasche @formidablepassion, you guys probably know me well enough to realize that thread turned me the fuck on. And I’ve gotta drag @whataboutthefish into this for reasons. Sexy reasons.

Sooooo let’s gather some facts.

  • we all have a blast flirting with each other
  • we’re all hella kinky
  • apparently people other than me out of this group like to be called Daddy and have people beg for their cock
  • we’re all totally fine with exchanging pics without worrying that somebody is going to think it’s a big declaration of WILLYOUMARRYME with hearteyes all big and round (well damn now I gotta also include @ryugarika-blog and @bendoverandbiteyourgag in this)
  • we suck at normoromo relationships
  • we’re poly and/or just aromantic enough to be casual
  • anything we do is going to be sporadic but no worries because in the meantime none of us thinks the other no longer likes us just because there’s been significant time between communication

Something else I just wanna throw out there: It’s a little difficult to massflirt because IM only does one-on-one and reblogging can clog up dashes (although I know several dozen people on here who don’t mind and in fact get a kick out of it when I start in with the NSFW stuff – I SEE YOU LURKING!) so is this something we should do on a password protected blog we all have access to? And we can share pics and flirt like crazy and get off on each other’s shit that way it’s also not overrun by pr0n blogs and sleazy guys who start sending us tiny pathetic little dick pics? like seriously i’m tired of the poor effort and the dirty room in the background like make it pretty so i don’t get distracted by the filth guys

And no, I’m not saying this because I don’t want this awesomeness on my dash. I’m just wondering how best to flirt with multiple people at once without getting unwanted attention. Lecherous fans that lurk in the shadows are okay, but I’m quick with the double standard when a hetcisdude gets pushy. I can get mean real quick.

Lastly, I know a ton of shit that turns on Fish and Tori, some things that turn on Foop and Christy, but I’m at a loss as to what Ryu and Hel are into other than I *think* Hel might have a tentacle fetish 😉

So I just felt the need to put this all on the table and have it in one convenient spot instead of in a long thread. Because everything above is important, IMNSHO.

Thoughts? Anyone?

At the very least we should have a tag so anyone who wants to follow this shit can do so easily. If we’re not gonna do this privately, ya know?

choose wisely… or this will get dumb real quick and then we’re all doomed.

helvonasche:

So.. I’ve had this idea for a while, but I didn’t do it because of reasons. 

Basically, you guys will choose what I write.. but its not like sending requests or voting on which fic/series I work on.

This one is all you guys, and it will be a hot mess. 

I’m gonna start today.. and the first thing you guys have to pick is starting fandom and prompt/trope, vote by replying to this post so its kinda easy on me?

I’ll leave voting open for an hour.. and yeah.. if there’s only one vote.. that’s what the next one will be based on. 

This will make more sense as I go, and if I end up making this a thing, then I’ll make a big long explanation post. And… I won’t be tagging for any of this. It takes way too long and I’m lazy. <3

For now. Pick a Fandom and a Trope, and I”ll see you in an hour. 

Voting is done at 15:00 CST/20:00 GMT

Damn it I missed it by well over an hour.

Oh well, I shall lurk from the corner of your room stalk your blog to see the results of this as you post it 😀

btw please tell me you made this list with some kind of online notebook thingy because if your handwriting is that good i’m totally jealous because there’s times i can’t even read my own :

helvonasche:

@mayalaen yes. Tonight. H9mg.yes. i have had a shit day so we will see what happens. 🖤🖤🔨💀🐙

I dont kniw what all that means… But its important. Hehe

I was looking at them like… am I supposed to know what they mean?! And then was very relieved when I saw your next statement 😀

They do LOOK very important!

I’m sorry you’ve had a shit day, and I hope you have a less shitty day tomorrow and a shit-free night tonight 🙂

Hey, did you do the thing? My notifications aren’t working right and I’ve been super busy, so if I missed you doing the thing, can you link me to the thing? And if you haven’t done the thing, no pressure. Have I confused you enough yet? ;)

helvonasche:

mayalaen:

helvonasche:

I have not done the thing. Good luck confusing me. Ive had all the caffeine.

*lurks in the shadows patiently waiting for the thing*

HAHAHHA! i dont know when ill get to it. Im doing something dumb right now… Aside from work. But i will get to it…

Lurking me isn’t impatient. Life gets in the way, I totally understand. I just like people to know I haven’t forgotten things and I want the thing when they’re able to make the thing 😀

And YAY for doing something dumb right now!

No pressure <3