get-trekked: This will never not be funny
Spock: I would die for you.
Kirk: I’d die for you first.
Bones, from across the ship: NO ONE HERE IS DYING!
star trek is fucking wild.
- more than 6 people have been turned into lizards
- jack the ripper is an alien ghost
- apollo is an alien
- shran his antenna and had a lil bandage
- spock and kirk fucked in the ancient sands of vulcan while his fiancee, her boyfriend, his grandmother, bones, and a random bunch of vulcans watched
- there are 3 separate episodes where an evil kirk shows up
- dr crusher fucked a ghost
- unicorn dog
- picard drew a smiley face in some gas
- rock ‘the dwanye’ johnson was in an episode
- spocks literal brain got stolen and his entire body was left behind (he somehow survived this)
- Abraham Lincoln showed up??????
- an entire episode about baseball
- an entire episode about a board game
- kirk got on his hands and knees and pretended to be a pony
- planet of the Irish
- shakespear will save the day
- gangster AU
- they all became robin hood
- james bond AU
- captain proton
spacetribble: Nyota reluctantly smiling at Kirk’s idiocy + Jim looking adorably pleased with himself for making Nyota smile