gay-trek:

star trek is fucking wild. 

  • more than 6 people have been turned into lizards
  • jack the ripper is an alien ghost
  • apollo is an alien
  • shran his antenna and had a lil bandage
  • spock and kirk fucked in the ancient sands of vulcan while his fiancee, her boyfriend, his grandmother, bones, and a random bunch of vulcans watched
  • there are 3 separate episodes where an evil kirk shows up
  • dr crusher fucked a ghost
  • unicorn dog
  • picard drew a smiley face in some gas
  • rock ‘the dwanye’ johnson was in an episode
  • spocks literal brain got stolen and his entire body was left behind (he somehow survived this)
  • Abraham Lincoln showed up??????
  • an entire episode about baseball
  • an entire episode about a board game
  • kirk got on his hands and knees and pretended to be a pony
  • planet of the Irish 
  • shakespear will save the day
  • gangster AU
  • they all became robin hood
  • james bond AU
  • captain proton