True Fear

Title: True Fear
Rating: Adult/Explicit/NC-17
Relationship(s): Dean/Castiel
Word Count: 1029

Anonymous Prompt: Seeing the true form of angels doesn’t burn a human’s eyes out. But angels don’t show humans their true forms because it’s really fucking terrifying. Dean, being the badass that he is, begs Cas to show him his true form, insisting he can handle it. Cas eventually caves and shows him. And it scares the piss out of Dean. Literally. Which is humiliating, except that Cas is weirdly turned on by it. Cas starts randomly flashing his true form so Dean’ll piss his pants. It works like a charm every time.

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Title Crack
Fandom Twilight
Category Het
Rating Teen/Not Explicit/PG-13
Pairing(s) Edward/Bella
Words 318
Timeline First Movie Alternate Forest Scene
None other than Crack
Spanking, Crack, Humor
Edward, Bella
Summary Entry for the Kinky Comment Fic Meme at Spanking World. This is crack. Bella sees Edward’s glitter for the first time.

Fucking Curse

Title Fucking Curse
Fandom Supernatural
Category Slash
Rating Adult/Explicit/NC-17
Pairing(s) Sam/Dean
Words 990
Timeline Any
Cruse, Humor, No On-Screen Sex, Crack, Arguing, Brotherly Banter
Sam, Dean
Full Prompt
Sam/Dean, first-time, fuck-or-die, crack. Sam and Dean get hit by ye olde fuck-or-die curse. It’s very clear that it demands penetrative sex between the two of them, but they get to choose who’s going to top. All things considered it’s not the worst thing they’ve ever had to do and they’re pretty much okay with just getting it over with, but neither of them is too keen on getting a dick shoved up his ass. After some discussion, they agree that the one with the smaller dick should be the top, because smaller cock = less discomfort, right? Cue bickering and comparing dick sizes and getting out the measuring tape. Erm, at this point I don’t care who “wins,” or even if the actual sex scene is included. I just want to see the guys fighting about who has the smallest dick.
Summary The issue isn’t whether they should go through with this or not. No, it’s who’s dick is smaller so he doesn’t take a dick up his own ass.